And here are the next 35 entries in that list of unreleased British horrors from two years ago. Which ones were released? Which remain unseen?
- Inbred (d.Alex Chandon) - Chandon’s long-awaited return proved to be a gloriously funny cannibal tale when it hit UK cinemas in September 2012, with a DVD shortly after. Check out my review.
- In the Dark Half (d.Alastair Siddons) - UK theatrical release in August 2012, DVD four months later.
- Invisible Eyes (d.Olivier Cohen) - Not visible yet.
- Jacob’s Hammer aka Jacob (d.Angie Bojtler) - Still in Jacob’s toolbox, apparently.
- Lady of the Dark: Genesis of the Serpent Vampire (d.Philip Gardiner) - US release in May 2012. Gardiner has a deal with Chemical Burn so all his films tend to turn up eventually.
- The Last Blood Line (d.John Evans) - No sign of this yet.
- The Last Zombi Hunter (d.SN Sibley) - Or this.
- Legend of the Alleyman (d.Mike Jelves) - Nothing on this either.
- The Legend of the 5ive (d.James P Weatherall) - Nor this one.
- Lethal (d.Darcia Martin) - Crikey, we’re not have a good run under ‘L’ are we?
- Liberty Bleeds (d.Stuart Wood) - Ah, here’s one. This turned up online in March 2003.
- The Lost (d.Johan Neethling) - Still not been found, it seems.
- Martyr (d.Shaun Troke) - No sign of this, although Troke’s feature ‘untitled’ was released online at Halloween 2013.
- May I Kill U? (d.Stuart Urban) - A limited UK theatrical release in January 2013.
- Monitor (d.David VG Davies) - Has played festivals but I’m not aware of a release.
- Myth (d.John Aldridge) - Possibly aka Fable. Remains purely mythical.
- A Night in the Woods (d.Richard Parry) - There was a British DVD release in September 2012.
- Night is Day (d.Fraser Coull) - Released online in September 2012, I think this is a feature edit of a web serial.
- Occasional Monsters (d.Sam Addison, Michael Cox) - A UK disc in December 2008 means this should have just scraped into my book Urban Terrors if I had known about it.
- Old Blood (d.Sapphira Sen-Gupta, Denise Channing) - The sequel to Graveyard Shift: A Zomedy of Terrors remains equally unreleased. Channing is that goblin woman who appeared on Dragon’s Den in 2007.
- One Hour to Die (d.Philip Gardiner) - Chemical Burn released this in the States in August 2012. Gardiner’s unrelated Awesome Killer Audition was released in May 2013 as One Hour to Die 2!
- Patient 17 (d.Tuyet Le) - This may have had a VOD release in February 2013 but there is a question mark next to it on my list.
- The Perfect Burger (d.Todd Carty) - Tucker’s out of luck.
- Piggy (d.Kieron Hawks) - A UK release in May 2013.
- The Power (d.Paul Hills) - Power cut.
- Psychosomatic (d.Andrew C Tanner) - US disc in June 2009. Here’s my review.
- Purgatory (d.Stuart Wood) - This is one of those where I don’t even known where I read about it...
- A Reckoning aka Straw Man (d. AD Barker) - Reckon it’s still on the shelf.
- Re-evolution (d.Andrew Walkington) - Hasn’t evolved into anything yet.
- The Reverend (d. Neil Jones) - UK theatrical/DVD release in August 2012. Check out my review.
- Rising Tide (d.Dawn Furness, Philip Shotton) - VOD release in April 2012.
- Rock and Roll Fuck’n’Lovely (d.Josh Bagnall) - Turned up online in May 2013.
- Sacrificed (d.Keith Bradley) - There was a self-released DVD in July 2012, then five months later the film turned up again as The Download Horror with Bradley doing a sort of MST3K demolition of his own film. Truly bizarre!
- Sawney: Flesh of Man (d.Ricky Wood Jnr) The UK disc was released in August 2013 but a couple of months earlier it was released in the States as Lord of Darkness.
- Scopia (d.Chris Butler) - Nada.